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Lmao - Listening to: um. me singing 'elmo shoots barney' XD
- Reading: funny crap.
- Watching: the computer screen O-O
i'm bored. therefore, i'm bombarding you all with my favourite [mcr] quotes because i can't stop laughing my ass off.
gee;
"Oh man, look at that! You tied it up in a ball so that it could get to me and everything! Now thats initiative! But you know what...I could probably get arrested just for holding this..."[after fan threw a balled-up bra on-stage XD]
"I want everyone raise your hands. Wave them back and forth. Now say 'I suck at SkeeBall!'"
"Well done boys, well done. And since then I see you witout your shirts on, I must say, you are all fine specimens of man."
"You all look so damn pretty tonight. Except that guy... he's only here to fuck. God put him on this planet for one reason... to fuck."
"Make that mosh pit as big as the fucking hole in my pants!"
"How are you guys doing on my right? And you guys on my left? And my sweet little kids up front? Oh, and how are you doing UP ON THE BRIDGE, you cheap asses who couldn't afford a ticket?!"
"We are My Chemical Romance! We're a band from New Jersey, and usually, we shoot motherfuckers like you! But tonight...you get nothing but love from us. And Texas...has a lot...more...guns." [san antonio]
"I don't care what other boys at school say, I can try out for the cheerleading team IF I WANT TO!"
"The Black Parade only has two songs left. Then you'll have to deal with the likes of My Chemical Romance. Personally...I think their language is atrocious and they don't know how to dress."
Fan: "I LOVE MIKEY!" Gerard: "I love Mikey, too."
"Ah, look at the size of that fly dude! You could ride that thing. Ohhhhhh shit."
"Everybody back the fuck up! I am dead serious, I am not that pretty!"
"The Black Parade has to go home soon, so you're gonna be stuck with My Chemical Romance. I'm sorry. That singer has a despicable mouth, he dresses funny, and he can't sing!"
"Sometimes I tie my shoes, sometimes I make no sense at all."
"You guys keep singing, I'm just gonna go over here, and I'm gonna touch myself."
"I have the potential to be a fantastic alcoholic."
"What is this? Pink bunny ears? Well as much as I know you want me to put these on, they'll clash with my outfit. I do know my good friend IERO here'll like them!"
"I'm Gerard Way and I'm here to steal your boyfriend!"
"Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!"
"Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are."
"Hey, you see these sexy security guards, yes, very sexy security guards, well during this next song fucking get up right to them and push them over!"
"OOH, somebody brought a laser pointer, which is... magically disappearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the laser pointer duuuude. *audience boo fan* It's worse than jerking off, that shit'll make you blind."
"(To audience)I saw a sparkler out there, that shit's gotta be illegal! That's ok though, I appreciate that sparkler. As long as you don't have any fuckin' bottle rockets I'm down with you, man."
"Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a fuckin' princess!"
"I think a man who could wear a leather jacket and listen to Liza Minelli, is a real badass, that’s what I think."
"When you're touring and the minute you tell someone that you're from Jersey it's the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail."
"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet."
"It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife."
"None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness." [when asked what next country the US should save]
"People don't know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it’s funny."
Interviewer: "Well if you guys were performing today, unfortunately, no your really busy you don't have time, but we would of flown Liza Minnelli out here for you." Gerard: "Really??" Interviewer: "No, that's total bullshit."
"I'm not psychotic... I just like psychotic things."
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"
"I don't understand the 'cutesy frontman' tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole."
Question: "Bob, Frank, Mikey, and Ray are all hanging on a cliff. Who would you save first?" Gerard: "I'd jump too."
"We are all very--Ooh, is this a present?"
"I prefer lighters, but cellphones are the new lighter."
"I think the only place that scared the shit out of me was the Tenderloin. Because I walked--in San Fransisco--walked off the bus in my makeup and costume and this dude on the other side of the street in front of a crackhouse just goes, 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, or I'll knock you out!'."
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
"Me and Mikey, we are like a married couple. We share the same CD's and stuff."
"Has anyone seen my kung-fu lately? 'Cause it has gotten toottaallyy...awesome!"
frankie;
"When me and Gerard were younger, we used to throw Mikey off the porch. Good times, man."
Fan: "Frank! Say 'hi' to the camera, Frank!" Frank:"Hi to the camera, Frank!"
"He was saying some fucked-up shit. Like, 'I'm walking around this venue looking for a pipe to hang myself from.' And you would laugh...because you kind of felt the same way." [talking bout how Gee's substance abuse was going unnoticed 'cause the whole band was drunk]
"That he can be a hero for for kids these days, it's a little funny because I really know what he's like, you know, he's a--he's huge nerd but he has...he's a smart motherfucker and the kid has a lot to say and uh...and I can be cool with that that that's their hero." [talking about gerard being named hero of the year by NME]
"Everybody thinks I’m a shitty little fuck! And apparently they’re right!"
Steven: "What is the strangest thing a fan has ever done to meet you?" Frank: "Well, sometimes it'll happen at shows that there'll be kids in the paramedics room and they'll have things sticking out of them and be unconscious and they'll be trying to recussitate them and I'll walk in and be like, "Whoa, is she alright?" and she'll sit up going, "Oh, Frankie?" and start a conversation with me and I'm like, 'Oh. Okay.' It's kind of weird..."
"I think my favorite right now is my SoniCare toothbrush. It feels like it's fighting your teeth. It feels like someone just beat the shit out of your mouth. But when you're done, you're the cleanest you've ever felt."
Q: "What's your dream car?" Frank: "A Delorean fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage."
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
"Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one."
"Marc Webb said if we didn't hire him, he knew where we lived, and would come and take our pets." [talking about the guy who directed 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)' during making of Helena]
“Yeah, I think we're a pretty sexy band. Look at Gerard, he can shake his ass. Hire us and Gerard will shake his ass for you all. He's bringing sexy back."
"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches."
"I just burn everything and call it Cajun." [when asked if he helped cook for Thanksgiving]
"I knew Gerard as the comic-book artist, as Mikey's creepy older brother. But then as soon as I saw their first show -- they were drunk because they couldn't stand to be in front of people -- I was like, 'This band's amazing!'"
"Okay. I'm Frank. I'm in My Chemical Romance. I'm not comfortable and I'm going to film the ballroom dancing." [making of Ghost of You]
"You know what? When my balls got wet, that's when I started to panic. That's exactly what happened." [making of GoY, when the boat began to flood]
"Oh, one time we got held hostage!"
"It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing."
"Man thongs all the way!!"
"I feel like an 80-year old smoker, just wheezing my way to the trailer." [making of black parade vid]
"We're just old, old fat men, really. And, uh, Sam Bayer's doing a great job of making us look halfway attractive."
"It's like New York's retarded brother, you know? That they keep locked up in the basement." [talking 'bout Jersey]
"And I remember he came up and I was like: did somebody order pizza?" [first impression of Howard Benson]
Camera operator: "Have you read the new Ellen DeGeneres book yet?" Frank: "Mhmm. Yeah." CO: "How was it?" Frank: "It made me a lesbian. I only date girls now." CO: "I can't hang with that." Frank: "You need to have an open mind, my friend."
ray;
"Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes!"
"This band shouldn't work. We're a bunch of wildly different personalities who somehow rub off on each other. You could say we're a cheese-and-tomato fondue of personality!"
"I saw Courtney Love's butt, but then, who hasn't?"
"It's a slow one. Grab your girl...and then shoot her in the head. *laughs*" [talking about Early Sunsets over Monroeville]
"I wasn't popular at school. Thank God I didn't have a girlfriend or I would suck at guitar now."
"I was too busy being a hermit and locking myself in the van."
"I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am in fact a male."
"I was trying to impress this girl that I liked, and I tried sticking a piece of Runts candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out." [making of I'm Not Okay]
"Stop making us have sex with each other in your fanfictions!"
mikey;
"Regret is a sign of weakness. Besides, girls have cooties." [asked 'Have you ever regreted a summer fling?']
"I found a $20 bill once." [asked 'Have you ever gotten lucky on a beach?']
"Our parents were kind of scared to let us outside of the house, because where we lived was pretty dangerous."
"Every time I come back to Jersey, it's ready to put its tentacles all over me and sucked me right back in. If I'm home for more than three weeks, I forget I'm in a band. I start to fill out applications for super markets."
"I had to pretend I was dying for 45 minutes." [making of GoY]
"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."
"I could eat my body weight in sushi."
"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."
"We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We're like, 'Yo, I'm only on half a fuck battery and I have a plane ride!'"
"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother got a coffee and he taunted me."
"It's Ray and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard's not cool!"
"Breaking into houses is cool."
"Yeah, I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow." [making of GoY]
Interviewer: "What turns you on?" Mikey: "Coke Zero."
"I don't chafe 'cause I don't have any feelings."
"A man walks into a bar and says 'Ouch!'"
"I've been down with kickball since like the 3rd grade, man!"
"What's up...dude?"
"Who's that sexy beast?....Bob Bryar!"
"Yeah, well, I'm into lighters, 'cause that's just tradition." [talking about lighters vs. cell phones]
"People always ask me to sign asthma inhalers. I'm not actually asthmatic but, uh, I'll sign 'em. Bring 'em!"
"We're in the back, lighting things on fire..."
"Sacrificing virgins..."
bob;
"I like turtles."
"Gerard wears blue underwear."
"You know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna go with Superman then. 'Cause he [Frank] made me feel shitty about Superman." [talking 'bout favourite superhero]
"An abscess was resting on my brain. I couldn't move, I couldn't talk. When I tried to leave the hospital, they said I'd die in two days if I left. So I sat back down." [injuries from filming vids for The Black Parade]
"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."
"We like beards." [when he and frankie were asked about fetishes]
"Look it - look it - look at it! It, it went all the way across the street, look it!!!" [after TPing Times Square]
"But -- oh my god there's a bee! *swats at it with drumsticks XD* I've been fighting this bee all day. Yo sarge! Come fight this bee!!!" [set of teenagers]
MCR;
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi." Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Interviewer: “Wild night out or romantic night in?” Frank: “Romantic night in.”
Mikey "Wild night out."
Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in."
Gerard: "30's not old. 30's like the new 20."
Frank: "Yeah...for trees."
Steven: "Rachel Reed wants to know if Gerard sleeps naked." Frank: "Yes he does."
Gerard: "No, no I don't. Wait, what?"
Frank: "He did when he was sleeping with me." Steven: "Whoa...My Chem exposed."
Frank: "He told me that 'It had to be that way'."
Gerard: "*laugh* Nah, I have these bad-ass pajamas."
Camera operator: "Let's have a day in the life of Gerard. This is what Gerard sees."
Gerard: "'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That’s all it'd be."
Interviewer: "If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would be eaten first?"
Ray: "Definitely not Mikey, there’s not much to eat! I would say me or Bob. I’m actually gonna go with Bob. He looks tasty."
Frank: "I’ll pick Bob too. I wouldn’t eat you, because you’d get us off the island! *giggles*"
Bob: *horrified at answer* "Oh shit, I get eaten first?!"
Ray: *laughs at Frank*
Interviewer: "You know why? You would offer to be eaten because that way none of the others would have to die."
All: "Awwww!"
Frank: “Asshole. I was such an asshole! Uh, delinquent. I was told I was too intelligent for my own good but I don't know about that. I didn't like authority and this was at ten!"
Gerard: "Who's to say you're not like that now?"
Frank: "He's a good kisser too."
Gerard: "He's very good kisser."
Frank and Gerard: *Makes kissy faces*
Interviewer: "Vampires or Werewolves?"
Gerard: "Vampires."
Frank: "Vampires."
Mikey: "Werewolves."
Frank: "PIRATES!"
Ray: "Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves."
Frank: "Traitor!"
Frank: *Starts to climb into coffin*
Ray: "Are you showing your butt!? Frankie! No, you aren't getting in there! *Pulls Frank out and lets him down*"
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: "NO!"
Gerard: "Guys! Don't knock it off!!" [making of helena. look up the vid. it's hilarious.]
Interviewer: "Free Michael (Jackson) or free Martha (Stewart)?"
Frank: "Kindersex."
Gerard: "Yes...Free Michael"
Frank: "Wait. Who are they?"
Ray: "Oh! Michael Jackson!"
Frank: "Lock them both up... Together!"
Gerard: "yeah neither, how about that?"
Interviewer: "Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?"
Frank: "Mikey."
Interviewer: "And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?"
Mikey: "That would be me."
Gerard: "I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters."
Interviewer: "In 'You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison' the main character is made to do pushups in drag. If you were forced to do something in drag, what would you choose to do?"
Gerard: "Karate." [everyone laughs]
Frank: "I liked the 'if you were forced, what would you choose to do'."
Gerard: "It's like the drag fairy comes by and says 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah, karate."
Frank: "Really?"
Gerard: "No. Really, I would do what I did when I dressed in drag this one time before. I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick."
Frank: "He looked like Christina Ricci."
Gerard: "You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously... You know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute..."
Frank: "I would date Gerard."
Gerard: "HA! I looked hot as a chick."
Interviewer: "First kiss, with who and where?"
Frank: *makes a face* "Oh man...it's kind of synonymous with how I met Bob, really...It was a dark, dark room; I didn't really know."
Bob: "He has soft lips..."
Frank: "But it was bearded! And it was weird."
Interviewer: "But the question is, was he a good kisser?"
Frank: "He's in the band, so..."
MCR: *cracks up*
Ray: "Well, how would you consider me?"
Bob: "The quiet genius."
Mikey: "Yeah, the master mind."
Bob: "Mastermind...the man with the plan."
Mikey: "The man with the plan."
Bob and Mikey: [in unison] "Ray Toro."
Bob: "In downtime I practice my solo project. It's all songs about Gerard. *sings* Oh Gerard..."
Frank: "It's called 'Gerardolopoly'."
Bob: "*sings* Gerard...Oh Gerard, you make my heart burn..."
Ray: "I'm a medic, but I can't swim!"
Bob: "I will save him."
Interviewer: "Dogs or cats?"
Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray: "Dogs."
Bob: "Cats!.....Oh shit! *covers face embarrassedly*"
Interviewer: "Is he [Gee] hiding something from us Bob? Is he quite a hit with the ladies?"
Gerard: "Yeah right."
Bob: "He could be like, Justin Timberlake, I swear to God. But, but, he like-- all these girls want to talk to him, and he gets really nervous and he starts just like, drawing. And then they leave, 'cause he's just drawing. So, no girl wants to sit there and watch a dude draw, like, a dragon or something."
Gerard: "He's right."
Mikey: "Bob's screenname is 'bobsdick'! IM him!"
Bob: "Yo-you want me to - want me to drop this? Mikey's phone number is..."
Mikey: "NOOOO!"
Frank: "Yep, tight pants. *humps air*"
Gerard: *gets in front of camera and grabs himself* "Ha, scope this, dawg! *gets grabbed* Oh fuck!"
Bob: *holding camera, sees pr0n mag* "Oh, you got a little reading material there, Ray Toro?"
Ray: "That's not mine!"
Driver: "Just so you know, we've run out of gas..."
Mikey: *laughs* " 'Just so you know!' "
Frank: "At least we're in a populated area *shows camera of them next to a highway by woods* and with stuff to do."
Mikey: *laughs*
Gerard: *smokes*
Mikey: "Fuck you!"
Gerard: "Fuck yourself!"
Mikey: "Go fuck a cow!"
Gerard: "Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!"
Mikey: "Go fuck your mom!"
Gerard: "She's your mom too, dumbass!"
Gerard: "Ok guys, we're MCR."
*all wave. Bob bounces a tennis ball at Frank*
Frank: "That was fucking gay!"
Gerard: "I know, wasn't it?!"
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i <3 them.
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